Today's Horoscope (Virgo): Making plans and preparations won't change the fact that your death is inevitable. Why torture yourself?
Morning
After breakfast, everyone going to Zodiac heads over to the school. Twilight asks Fluttershy to go with us, but she refuses. "I don't need to do what you're doing," she says. "And I really don't want to be seen hanging around with you tards in there."
Once we're all gathered outside the school, our supply packs firmly in place, we pull out our phones...
Zodiac
Sonata's eyes widen as the texts begin flying all over the school courtyard. "Ignore it," we all say tiredly.
Sonata shudders. "You've been putting up with all this for months?"
//Focus, everyone,// Cadance, who already has Aphrodite out, says. //I'm detecting stronger than usual Shadows inside the school. You should be fine if you stay focused and stick to that strategy you all worked up.//
"Right," Twilight says. "Let's all gear up!"
We all access Black Butterfly...
The same black suit and axe I had on Sonata's birthday appear.
Twilight's wearing short, tight red gym shorts and a white T-shirt, as well as gym socks and running shoes. Her hair is tied back in a ponytail.
Rarity is wearing an elegant black dress and high heels.
Rainbow is wearing fatigues, combat boots, and a green beret.
Pinkie's wearing an obscenely tight dark blue one-piece swimsuit (with her name across the chest) and rollerskates.
Sonata's wearing a wine-colored high-collared tank top and loincloth...skirt...thing with a dark purple cloth sash tied around the waist, calf-high black boots, a fishnet stocking on her right leg, and dark purple armbands. For some reason, she also has enormous, tufty rabbit ears. She's holding a butterfly-shaped crossbow.
We ALL stare at Sonata. She blinks innocently at us. "What?"
//You all look ridiculous. You do know that, right?//
"HEY!"
//Well, Twilight and Rarity are okay. More or less. And Flash. The rest of you, yikes.//
"Let's...just do what we came here to do, okay?" Twilight says.
We enter the school, assuming our agreed-upon formation, with me, Twilight, and Rainbow out front, and Pinkie, Sonata, and Rarity behind us. We coach Sonata through the basics of fighting Shadows and Persona use; when she gets tired, we take over most of the fighting.
After twenty minutes, we run into a pack of over a dozen Shadows. "Let me handle this," I say. "I've got a new Persona I want to try out."
"ANOTHER new one?!" Rainbow cries. "Dude, how many do you have now?!"
"I've lost count," I say. I slide the Sun Arcana onto my phone. "ASURA!"
"Okay that has WAY too many heads and arms," Rainbow says.
"Ooh! Ooh! I wanna hi-five him all day!" Pinkie giggles.
I shake my head as Asura unleashes a massive wall of fire which incinerates all the Shadows around us.
"Whoa!" Sonata cries. "That was awesome! When do I get to learn that spell?"
"I don't think that's how it works," Twilight says. "Our Personas all seem to have a fairly specific skill set. Don't expect your Persona to be able to do anything except more powerful versions of what it can already do."
"Yeah, pretty much what she said," Rainbow says. "Heck, mine hasn't grown a whole lot at all."
//Flash is different from the rest of us,// Cadance explains. //For some reason, he's able to summon multiple Personas. None of the rest of us have that ability.// She pauses. //Although...Twilight and Pinkie...their Personas have changed from their original forms. I still can't explain that...//
"Oh, that's simple! They evolved!"
Rainbow groans, pulling an exaggerated facepalm.
We train for another two hours after that, by the end of which all our Personas have strengthened, and Sonata's gotten the hang of her role in the party. Once we're done training, we head outside and return to the real world.
Daytime
Well that wasn't so bad. Apart from all the nasty text message stuff, I mean.
"Get some rest, everyone," Cadance says. "Or go have fun somewhere. Whichever."
"I've got some shopping to do," I say.
"Oh! Oh! Me too!" Pinkie says. "Wanna go together?"
I shrug. "Sure."
Everybody breaks up to do their own thing. Pinkie and I head to the mall to shop for Spring Break clothes. While we're shopping, it occurs to me I haven't used the Velvet Room in quite some time...
Pinkie decides she just has to model several bikinis for me, then decides she needs to see me in several different swimsuits, including a speedo.
"I am NOT getting the speedo," I inform her.
"Aww! But...but..."
"Exactly." I purchase a few tasteful pairs of swim trunks and board shorts, as well as a number of loose, light T-shirts and some flip-flops.
Pinkie and I grab a late lunch at the food court before returning to the dorm.
Evening
After I've put my purchases away, I pull out my phone and tap the Velvet Room app.
"Welcome to the Velvet Room."
Igor smiles mysteriously at me. "It has been some time, has it not? Not counting that...incursion a couple of weeks ago.
"No matter! I sense you have come to avail yourself of my services. Shall we begin?"
My Personas are laid out before me. Igor illustrates various combinations and what results they will yield. I begin grouping Personas together for fusion.
"Excellent. Let us begin." Two Persona cards rise into the air, circling one another. Suddenly, the Velvet Room turns blood red, and a siren rings out. Above our heads, the cards collide, and...
A form appears in midair above the table: the shattered legs of a statue, beside which lies the statue's head, apparently an Anugyptian pharaoh.
"That...is NOT the Persona I was trying to fuse," I say.
Igor's lips thin. "Hmm. Yes. Occasionally, accidents happen...such is the way of Persona fusion. Still, the results, while unexpected, are not terrible." He smiles. "Shall we proceed with the rest of the fusions?"
We continue fusing. By the time I decide to call it a night, I've got several new Personas in addition to the unexpected Ozymandias:
Black Frost, Barong, Thor, Kusi Mitama, Hell Biker, Samael, and Genbu. I also fuse a Persona of the Aeon Arcana, Manticore.
"I look forward to your next visit," Igor says...
Between training, shopping, and Persona fusion, I'm too wiped out, physically and mentally, to do anything else today. I strip down to my boxers, flop onto the bed with a can of ravioli, and eat it cold while I watch some stupid TV show I don't really care about, then throw away the empty can and go to sleep.