Sunday, October 25, 2015

Today's Horoscope (Virgo): Others may insist on violating your personal space today.

Daytime

Today it's just me, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity at the dorm. Pinkie Pie went to work before anybody woke up, Cadance and Shining Armor are taking a "mini-honeymoon" day up at the lake, Applejack met up with her family in town to do some shopping, and Fluttershy is volunteering at the animal shelter.

"Have you given any thought to what you might dress up as for Halloween?" Rarity asks.

"I'm goin' as Daring Do!" Rainbow declares proudly. "Already ordered my costume last night, I should have it by Thursday."

"I...have no idea what to go as," Twilight says.

"Me either," I say. "Even as a kid I never really dressed up for Halloween."

"Oh, your poor dear!" Rarity says. "Well..." She looks the two of us over, and gets a starry look in her eyes. "I-deeeee-aaaaa!" she sings, clasping her hands together.

I'm suddenly getting a shiver down my spine. I look at Twilight, and she looks similarly nervous.

"Yes, I know exactly what to dress the two of you up as," Rarity says. "I'll just need to take some fine measurements...Flash, I'll start with you."

Before I can protest, Rarity has pulled me up off the couch and dragged me upstairs to her room.

"Strip to your skivvies, darling," Rarity says as she begins rummaging around in her desk.

"Uhh...what?"

"Well, you want your costume to fit perfectly, don't you?" Rarity asks. "Don't be embarrassed. I assure you, I'm a complete professional."

I swallow nervously, but strip to my boxer shorts. Rarity turns around, now wearing red-rimmed glasses and holding a long measuring tape, a notepad, and a pencil. "Very well then, let's get started."

Rarity begins measuring me, giving me instructions and writing down numbers. Being in my underwear, with a gorgeous girl who's barefoot and wearing a T-shirt and extremely short, tight shorts invading my personal space, produces an embarrassing reaction that, try as I might, I can't prevent.

Rarity looks up from measuring my inseam, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously?"

I feel my face heating up. "I'm sorry!" I say. "It's—"

Rarity laughs. "I'm not offended, darling. Quite the contrary, I'm flattered." A devious smirk lights up her face. "I suppose I should measure it..."

"Wh-what?!"

"Well, you want the perfect fit, right?" Rarity asks. "If you should happen to develop an erection at the Halloween party, and your pants are too tight, it would be rather..." She blushes as she looks at my groin. "Painful."

Before I can protest, Rarity has opened up my shorts and is measuring my dick, a studious expression on her face. "Oh my," she says. "I do believe I should share these measurements with Twilight...so she'll know what she has to look forward to."

Rarity's hands and measuring tape are all over my dick far longer than is comfortable. She measures my length, how big around it is...

Having a girl as gorgeous as Rarity putting her hands all over my member, dressed the way she is right now...it's too much. Before I can warn her or stop it from happening, I jizz all over her face.

Rarity stops, blinks, and gives me a flat, level stare.

"Oh God, Rarity, I'm sorry! It was an accident!"

Rarity coughs. "I believe we're done here," she says. "Unless there's anything else you'd like to share," she adds rather acidly.

"I'm really, really sorry! I didn't—it's just—"

She glares at me. A strand of it is very slowly stretching down from her chin...

"I'll just go now," I say, rounding up my clothes and throwing them on in a hurry.

As soon as I'm in the lounge, I grab a random magazine off the coffee table and sit down, opening it in my lap. "She said she'll call you up when she's ready, Twilight," I say. My voice is hitching. I'm still panicking from what just happened.

Twilight gives me a funny look, then shrugs. About five minutes later, her phone rings. She looks at it, sets down the book she's reading, and goes upstairs.

Once she's gone, Rainbow smirks at me. "You look a little freaked out."

"I'd...really rather not talk about it..."

As I pretend to read my magazine, I wonder if Rarity is telling Twilight what happened, and how dead I am...

Upstairs...