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Today's Horoscope (Virgo): Don't do anything today that'll get you put on the naughty list.

Daytime

Our final match of the year is against Palomino Prep. The bus ride there is three hours. I wish I had my cheering section in attendance today, but...

Canterlot loses by a slim point margin, but it doesn't matter...we're going to regionals.

Evening

I return to the dorm to find what appears to be an impromptu party in full swing. Twilight grabs me and pulls me into the lounge as soon as I'm inside, then spins me into a chair and sits in my lap.

A grinning Rainbow walks over and hands each of us a cold drink. "Congrats on goin' to regionals!" she says.

"We're having a little 'this week started out sucky but turned out pretty good' party," Twilight says. "That's what Pinkie called it, anyway."

Pinkie wanders in, wearing a slinky, low-cut red velvet minidress with white fur trim, with matching boots and a Santa hat. "Welcome home, Flashie!" she says. She walks over, bending low...

Twilight pins her with a flat glare. "You'd better not be about to use some double entendre that involves, in any way, shape, or form, 'ho ho ho'."

Pinkie blinks, then stands up, smoothing out her dress. "I...have no idea what you're talking about!" she says, giggling. She then reaches down her cleavage and produces two candy canes, handing one to each of us before wandering away again.

Twilight stares after her, then shrugs and starts licking the candy cane.

"Uhh...Twilight?"

"Yes?"

"You know that was between Pinkie's breasts, right?"

"Yes..."

"It...it wasn't even wrapped..."

"Your point?"

"Nevermind..." I give up. I break off a piece of the candy cane and pop it in my mouth.

"Dinner'll be up in a speck, y'all!" Applejack calls, sticking her head in.

Twilight gets off of me and we migrate to the dining room. Her candy cane is completely gone...

Not long after everybody's seated in the lounge, Applejack wheels out the serving cart and begins assembling tonight's dinner: sloppy joes with pickles on pretzel bread rolls, with potato chips on the side. I'm starving, so I dig in right away. The others aren't long in following. Twilight, predictably, makes a huge mess eating, as does Rainbow Dash. Even Rarity, who's normally a fastidious eater, doesn't seem to be too concerned about neatness—although she is covered in multiple napkins to protect her clothes.

I manage to polish off four sandwiches before I'm full. Twilight stopped at five. Everybody else had at least two. After the food, we all head back to the lounge to continue the party. I'm pretty tired, so I just sit in a recliner, with Twilight in my lap.

Tomorrow, we're going to Zodiac...